Tuesday, January 8, 2013

I Am A Cheeseburger

I am a cheeseburger
With seven extra pickles.
Two patties make me bigger.
Mushrooms give me tickles.
Tomatoes pull double duty
As sauce and slices.
I am now a fruity cutie.
Add some pepper spices.
Introduce lettuce and onions.
Give me clothing of wheat bread.
Sesame seeds are my minions.
Ditch the mustard-mayo spread.
I wouldn't be a cheeseburger
Without cheddar cheese.
If I'm taken, catch the burgler.
BFF, hold me close, please.
Now top with bacon.
Let's get shaken.

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